Into The Wild

Ok, serously....

I get it, I really do. Blah blah blah trying to find meaning in life blah blah. Such bullshit that rich kids act this way. Oooo how meanful is it to burn all his money. He knows deep down he can always get more and for that matter he knows he can always go home. Happiness? He seemed pretty damn happy working on the farm. Nice one there buddy. The old man? Why does this young fuck think he can tell thbe old man about life at all. Who the hell is he? What has he done? Rich young pseudo-intellectuals. All ideas...no application. And another thing, you wanna go into the wilderness to find yourself and deeper meaning in life? Rough it like the indians did. Make a bow and arrow or a club or some shit. I know guys that have roughed it and have gone in with nothing other than clothes and a knife. Pussy. Don't go in with a .22 rifle. Look at me! I want to rough it! I work at burger king and hunt with a rifle and bring a bag of rice into the wild! A camera? He brought a camera? Ok, it did affect me a little that we saw his real face in the end. That faded quickly however. DON'T BRING A FUCKING CAMERA!!! BRING SOME HO HO'S OR SOME DING DONGS OR A GRANOLA BAR! It's nice that he learned that happiness only means something when it's shared. Good lesson. I liked it. Did I need to sit through an extra 45 mins of him talking to himself about his parents etc? Waaaaaaa mommy and daddy fought. So what. You're so damn independent and free thinking, go away from home, get a job and start a life for yourself tough guy. Speaking of which. Let's face it. It's fucking IMPOSSIBLE to kill a FUCKING MOOSE with a .22 gauge rifle. Bullwinkle would get hurt and then kick the shit out of you instead. Hey dead guy! Guess what. YOU WERE FUCKING HAPPY YOU RICH SPOILED FUCKING PRICK. You died because you spit int he face of reality. You were happy with the hippies, you were happy with an underage female that wasn't that bad looking. (Hey if you're that much of a liberal free thinker why not...) You were happy on the farm. Fucking moron. You were happy AND you were doing a good job, unlike your sorry sockless ass at burger king. Hell not only were you happy with the old man. You showed him happiness and then ripped it away from him after. Good job chief! You fucking pretentious ass. I'm sorry that you died before learning your lesson but seriously you spit in the face of everyone older and wiser than you that basically told you that you were being an overbearing idealistic idiot.

Sean Penn. You are an awesome actor and director. Have you ever heard of editing? I don't like my food overcooked. This meal was burning on the stove. Eddie Vedder. Loved Pearl Jam back in the day but your cause head bullshit gets too much even for a loyal fan. Almost makes me wish it was both you and Kurt Cobain that went so we could all say how tragic it was to lose you than having us say how tragic it is that you turned into another overbearing celebrity trying to cram shit down out throats like the rest of us can't figure out life by ourselves. Seriously. WTF? All your oscar nominated music was of you strumming and humming. Oh, I guess you got soul now...my bad.